Message: 1
   Date: Wed, 24 Sep 2003 20:51:30 -0500
   From: "Revill" <rider_of_whirby@gbronline.com>
Subject: PCH Trip report Chapter One

Howdy everybody.  Revill here.  I was working on getting a PC trip report
done,  and then I sliced my finger this afternoon and am typing one and a
half handed.  Not going to get a lot done this way.

So, Here's Chapter One.  Enjoy.  I'll put out some more in a few days.


August 30th, the first day of my 51st solar orbit, was a cold day in Texas.

It must be the end of the world.

Now, you have to understand that cold is relative in Texas. We're not
talking about solid water or any of that stuff, but cool and rainy weather
all the way across the Llano Estacado and the Southeastern New Mexico desert
in August is ... well, I don't know what it is. Unprecedented? Definitely,
but that's a bit mild. Unthinkable. Impossible. Inconceivable! It must be a
sign. The end can't be far.

And here I am sitting next to my tent (Aaaaah!) in the Lincoln National
Forest near Cloudcroft, NM and it's raining. (Ooooh! Aaaaah! Sighhhh..) All
dry and comfy under my awning. (Sigh. Aaaaah!) Smell that air. (Sniff.
Aaaah!) Inhale! Exhale! My first day in the mountains I huff and puff like
HR Puffinstuff himself. Yes, I'm very pleased to be where I am right now but
most of those asperational vowels were expended trying to get enough air.
There's not a lot of air in the air up here.

But it's lovely air. Bet you wish you were here.

I left Austin waaaay too early. At 5:12 I passed the bank in Llano, where it
was 80 degrees. The high for the day. Humidity was at saturation. It kept
fogging up on the outer corners of my windshield.

The sun came up "red sky at dawn". Not too far past San Angelo was a nasty
black cloud with several levels, each moving in different directions.
Sitting dead smack on the highway. Time to suit up.

Waterproof, I continued on. What else to do? There's no cover. This is the
edge of the Llano Estacado, one of the flatter parts of this globe. It was
30 minutes after dawn, the sun is shining up redly on the undersides of the
clouds making them even darker. Rain ahead shines like obsidian. Lightning
was making a continuous flicker somewhere waaaay up there in the pitch black
overhead. The air was a dead calm.

Just to one side of the road, there's a heavy black cloud reaching from the
low overhead to within feet of the ground. It's shaped remarkably like an
anvil. The next level of clouds over it is racing by to the east. Through
occasional holes I can see the next level above; it's racing towards the
south. Suddenly a black wall becomes a waterfall of huge drops. Then a gust
of wind, from one direction, then another.

The rain slacked back to a good downpour after the first minute, then
stopped/started/stopped/came back hard and started bouncing. Big sleet or
small hail are accumulating on my tankbag. A minute of this, then another
waterfall melts the sleet.

The rain slacked down to a drizzle and continued that way to New Mexico.

Mountains! Oh, I've missed mountains! Oooh! Aaah! (gasp!)

August 31. Oh, but that was a delicious night. I'm breathing a bit better
now, as long as I pause for a comma or a period now and then. (huff). The
rain has gone and it's fall in the Mountains. Brisk. A lovely brisk with
copious sunlight to take the edge off. I spend the whole damn day just
tootling along between Cloudcroft and Santa Fe, looking at the light and
smelling the air and enjoying the occasional curve. This one day makes up
for all the commuting I did all spring on I35.

I love New Mexico speed limits. 20 mph in town and 60 (or less) on the open
road is so much more relaxing. Even if you don't get very far at those
speeds. You can take the time to look, and sniff, and enjoy being right out
there in all that air and sunlight. Motorcycling at it's best, just like the
glossy photographs. Except in the ads there's always an attractive passenger
with a bright and remarkably bugfree smile. I've got a bag of riding gear
bungeed on instead.

Every time I get a good scare I buy more protective equipment. I've got my
leather jacket and pants, with warm liner, sweater and heavy winter gloves;
my summer jacket and light summer gloves, and a rain suit. Boots. It's
bigger than I am, and doesn't pack much better than I do either. It's a lot
to haul around, but if you don't have it with you, what good is it? Since I
have to be ready for all extremes, I always have to pack the other extreme.
I need a trailer.

Sept. 1. Spent the day visiting with Marsha in Santa Fe. We went for a ride
out to Bandolier National park to climb around the cliff ruins, then back.
Incredibly lovely as only the Santa Fe area can be in Fall. Delightful
roads, warm sunshine, cool mountain air. And an attractive passenger smiling
brightly, no bugs in her teeth. Not many bugs in the mountains around Santa
Fe.

All indications were that Marsha thought so too. She was even asking those
dangerous questions about price, and maintenance, and all that. I wouldn't
be surprised if she took a riders training course soon.... I would if I
lived in Santa Fe. The town is a perfect place to ride, some parts of the
year. The low New Mexico speed limits make it a lot less stressful than
other places. And those mountains... No bugs....  Motorcycle Heaven (in the
summer.)

Revill
Rider of Whirby
Austin (Center of the Universe) Texas



Message: 20
   Date: Fri, 3 Oct 2003 22:34:47 -0500
   From: "Revill" <rider_of_whirby@gbronline.com>
Subject: Pacific Coast, part Two

Part Two, Pacific Coast Highway

Enough of this day by day stuff. I quit noting the date in my notes a couple
days out.  It's a good feeling, not being sure what day or date it is.  Not
easy to do in familiar surroundings, but after four of five days on the
road, which is it?  Four?  or Five?  It was, ah, I think it was Saturday
when I set out.  Yes, it was.  Now, the first night I stayed.... Something
to do on the long stretches through the desert, but if you don't write it
down immediately you have to do it all over tomorrow (or sooner)  With,
quite likely, a different answer.  Checking  the newspaper at a gas station
is cheating.   Much more fun to have no idea, travel from day to day and be
surprised by weekends.  And to not bother with noting date and time when
inspired to write something in the notebook.

>From New Mexico it was a day through the Hopi and Navaho reservations, to
the Kaibab Plateau. I bought some mutton from a Navaho butcher shop and
grilled it high on the Kaibab with corn on the cob and a baked potato.
Delicious! I always had thought that mutton was sort of strong. This was
tender and sweet, very delicate. Not at all greasy and no discernable
lanolin flavor.

The butchershop was in a block building beside the road. It featured....
Mutton. The butcher was anglo, big and gangling and fifty. Shaved most
recently a couple days ago.  I asked for something I could grill and he
offered me a vertebrae. The whole thing, one end of the sheep to the other
sawn almost but now quite through to make a string of medallions. "How many
ya want?"

3.

So he sawed off the 3 nearest the end and wrapped them up for me. Came to a
couple dollars. And a bag of ice. The butcher followed me out to the bike
and started to talk about motorcycles. He'd seen several, and a friend of
his once had one for a while. "Aren't they dangerous?"   Truth is, they are.
"What sort of mileage does it get?" Depends on the road. Good roads, lots of
curves and hills and blind corners to keep the speed down, 50-53. Lousy
roads where the traffic forces you to go 85 or die, 42-45. "I bet it'll
cruise at 100 all day."  Yeah, but all I'll do is 85, and that's only if I
have to. He gave me a look, we said our proper goodbyes, and he went back to
his mutton and I went on to the north rim of the Grand Canyon.

Only a couple of hours away.  As I climbed up out of the desert, it was
raining on the mesa.  It had never been really hot the whole way.  I'd been
quite comfortable in my mesh gear.  Now it's time to put on the warm
waterproof stuff.  Another mile, and I'm glad I did.  Amazing what a few
thousand feet of altitude can do.

The climb up the side of the Kaibab is superb.  The lower reaches are open,
with switchbacks looking out at the Vermilion Cliffs on the other side of
the Colorado River, a few dozen miles away.  Then you climb into pinyon
pines, cedars, and just as the road crests the edge of the mesa, ponderosas.
The air is pregnant with humidity.  The pines reek like a mall candle shop.

It rained on me gently several times as I rode the last thirty miles to my
campsite, twenty miles from the north entrance to the Grand Canyon.  A
pretty little self service park, nearly empty.  I picked out a secluded site
with a carefully boxed off and leveled tent pad.  Luxury.

Supper done with, it was another delicious night spent gasping for breath
under the pines. If you've got to huff and puff all that air in and out just
to get a little oxygen, it should be nice air. This is very nice air. Just a
little thin. Huff. Whoof.  Aaaah.

Next morning, a quick tour of the Canyon. If you haven't done this you must.
The south rim is in the high pinion desert; the north rim is alpine. With
1/10th the traffic. And a much, much better road. There's only one. Nicely
twisty, winding through the alpine forest with surprise lookouts here and
there to infinity. Pretty colored infinity.

This thing is big. How big is it? Try big enough to hide a helicopter you
can hear damn well RIGHT THERE until you get the scale, and realize that
that itty bitty speck over by that mesa, a good half mile BELOW YOU is a six
person helicopter touring the canyon. And he's not flying low either. He's
thousands of feet above the terrain he's flying over.   And he was so hard
to spot because it's so far over to that mesa he's above that the sound
comes from five degrees behind the little yellow thing moving in the...
near distance.  It's a LOT farther to the far edge.

You can't photograph the canyon. It's too big. I've got several shots
mounted here and there and they're good. Very dramatic. And every bit as
true to the canyon as a toenail clipping is to you. Anyone can get a
snapshot of the canyon. Millions do every year. Really good photographers
have spent years and miles of film documenting it's every light and mood.
Unsuccessfully. You just can't photograph it. It's too big.

Doesn't stop us from trying, does it?  I took a shot of my feet, dangling
over a mile vertical drop.  Just to give scale.  Didn't work.  A nice study
of size 14 Redwings against a colorful background.  No feeling of enormity.
At least, none from the background.

But the road to the viewpoints is a lovely road. Tempting. The National Park
speed limits are not just refreshingly slow like New Mexico, they're so low
it seems silly. It's not.

I came around a corner to find a car stopped smack in the middle of the
road, a camera poking out the driver's window at a deer.

A few miles farther, after a scenic stop and cetera I was playing in a
particularly sweet little ess curve at, well, within 15 mph or so of posted,
when I came up on a little elderly couple from somewhere flat where there
aren't big disconcerting trees so close to the road and that enormity
yawning on one side or the other ever mile or two. Not to worry, they'll
pull off at the next scenic view, watch. So I poodled in train, doing 20
around a marked 25 mph curve as a group of BMW's came up on my tail.

Coming out of the curve, with less than a hundred feet of road visible
before the next, the leader passes me and the cage. So the rest do too. The
last one actually passed ON the curve with exactly no possibility of
continuing life if there had been a car coming.

There wasn't, so he (and the rest of us; if cars and motorcycles had started
flying around on that road it would have been like bowling) got to live a
bit longer.

This is just plain stupid, excuse me. This is a park, guys. Go play racer
somewhere else. Like California. More on that in a while.

Having seen the sights, it's back the way I came.  A pleasure.  It's warm
next to the rim.  The sun is shining, the light is almost physical.  Coming
from shadow to sun is like walking around a corner into a stiff wind.
Riding down a winding road following the edge of the Grand Canyon through a
pine and spruce forest. Bright sunlight, an overlook.  Dark (and damp and
slippery) tight hairpin turns.  A quite wonderful 12 miles.

As I pass the gatehouse, things are looking very  damp ahead.

More rain. Happens a lot anywhere in the west you get up into the pines.
Nice rain. Gentle drips with no alarming flashes or booms. Mostly. Since it'
s not a bad rain I haven't bothered with the rain suit. I hit the part not
included in mostly and got a bit wet here and there. Then me, the road and
the bike went down off the plateau in 55 mph sweeps to the desert. I was dry
by the time I got there.

Stop, change to the warm stuff, cram the cold stuff in the bag and onward.

Another rainstorm in the desert. I didn't bother to change from the
ventilated gear. Felt good. In the mesh gear I'm soaked in half a minute,
dry again in ten.

I've been through here several times but there's one route I haven't taken
yet. Good enough reason. I headed up Hwy 14 to Utah. I now have yet another
favorite ride. Hwy 14 goes over a high mesa, much higher than the Kaibab.
Off comes the warm gear and on goes the cold gear. The road is delightful.
It twists and winds and loops it's way up to nosebleed altitude unhampered
by low speed limits. It clouds up, starts raining.

Up here the road is pretty straight, following the edge of the plateau. It's
socked in thick fog/drizzle. At the plateau edge the storm stops and it's
clear and bright over the desert. As the scalloped edge of the cliff moved
closer and farther, the precipitation clears and thickens. Big trees loom
out of mist, then sudden brightness and infinity to the right, just as
suddenly in the rear view mirror as I cross the mesa top through the clouds.

Sudden sunlight. The storm is over. Across the high plateau all the tall
spruce are dead. A bark beetle infestation. Aspen are taking over. The sky
is much darker than an afternoon sky usually is.
The road then winds it's way back down to high Nevada desert through a
canyon designed by Disney Inc. with impossibly perfect little side canyons
with carefully sculpted white and cream rockwork and artfully placed
shrubbery accenting each set piece. Couldn't possibly be natural. Too neat
and perfect. Watch the road! My goodness, that's quite a drop off. The high
ground was drizzly, now it's sunny and warm in the desert. I want to do that
again!

Next day was Hwy 51 across the high Nevada Desert. This is the
"Extraterrestrial Highway" according to the signs. The saucer (suspiciously
similar in size to two satellite dishes) that was sitting beside the "Little
Alien" diner (closed) last time I was this way was no longer abandoned
roadside, it was getting a tow. By a junker mid 50's towtruck from a
junkyard. The diner was still closed.

Next to the diner (by Nevada standards; about a quarter mile away) is a gas
station. Out here the rule is "if you see gas buy it". So I did. $2.85 /
gallon for unleaded. Only kind they had. The station owner didn't have onna
them digital readouts by the cash register. He had binoculars.  Easier than
walking.

Next stop, Mono Lake. There's a lot of territory on the extraterrestrial
highway. It can be horribly hot. It wasn't.   No, I saw no
extraterrestrials.  No aliens of any sort.  Nor any experimental aircraft.
In fact, I saw or heard no aircraft at all, the whole way.  Stealth
technology is my guess.

Just outside Tonapah, there's construction.   That's what the sign says.
Stop for flagman. I stopped. Neatly dressed and groomed for a flagman.
Wearing a tan uniform with Nevada Dept. of Highways on the hat, sleeves and
reflective vest. He asked if I planned to continue on to Tonapah? Well, yes.
(Duh. There is exactly nothing anywhere nearby except several cacti, a
military base, and Tonapah).

He flipped his sign around from STOP to SLOW and told me I was "free to go,
Sir." What do they gain by posing MP's as highway workers? Like something
from a bad TV show.

Later that afternoon the Sierras began to raise up faintly in the west.
Almost surreally, since they're so very much higher even from far away than
you'd expect. Even from the high desert. Bluely, almost transparently and
far too high above the horizon to be anything but clouds.

Then closer, and all you can see is foothills.

Just as the road started to turn the slightest bit upward into them, I
passed a guy walking along the side of the road pulling, or possibly wearing
a trailer. He has a billboard/sunshade with the words LOVE LIFE a foot high
each attached to a packframe on his back. It continued forward to make an
awning over his head. He's Steve "No Clue". He's walking around America. He
has a website.
And a nickname.  And a story.  A sad one.  The nickname came from his first
attempt to walk the Appalachian trail.  The story is unrelated.   He's
walking all the way around North America.  Has new shoes waiting in for him
every couple hundred miles.

Steve "No Clue" Fugate
Stevie Lee Fugate Foundation.
www.markhorner.com/steve/fugate.HTML

As the sun set I was winding up in the foothills of the Sierra Madre just a
few miles from Yosemite. I found a lovely campsite five miles down a dirt
road where I spent the night listening to a Sierra river tumbling past my
tent. Somebody's got to do it. Mars looked like a taillight, visibly red and
almost a disc. The moon set early and it was a velvety dark, liquid night
later on.  Got cool. I opened my riding jacket, stuck the whole sleeping bag
and feet assembly inside and zipped it up. Much warmer.

Two days through the Sierra Madre, enjoying wonderfully engineered 55 mph
mountain roads and hiding from Native Californians who drive these roads at
80 in SUV's and MiniVans. This is where those idiots on the BMW's need to
come riding.  Just try to take on one of these minivans, I dare you!  Out of
sheer cowardice I'm turning up the speed in the corners, using more and more
of the bike's ability.  And it handles every curve with total aplomb,
completely ignoring the load.  As always.  It's a PC. What did I expect?

And that brings me to Eureka on the Left Coast, and a logical stopping part
for this chapter.

To be continued.

Revill
Rider of Whirby
On the Road



Message: 3
   Date: Wed, 8 Oct 2003 22:18:47 -0500
   From: "Revill" <rider_of_whirby@gbronline.com>
Subject: Pacific Coast Highway Ride, Chapter 3

Chapter 3 The Ride

If that's Eureka ahead, this must be Sunday.  I'd kept to high ground since
Yosemite.  Now I was running out of continent. Several PC sightings.  I must
be getting near Eureka.

The road in to Eureka is quite an exceptional bit of tarmac.  By this time
I'm a bit jaded toward tarmac, even exceptional bits.  The pack of PC's
headed opposite a few minutes ago was probably having a lovely time in the
twisties.  I was trying to decide whether to stay at the very nice, but 30
miles away from supper State Park or get a room at the motel intown.  A
night indoors? Haven't tried that in a while.  Doesn't sound all that
tempting, but it would be convenient, and I guess a shower wouldn't be so
bad..  And then there's laundry..

On through town and stopped at the motel with all the chromeless motorcycles
out front.  One last tussle with the idea of sleeping indoors -vs- a night
in the coastal forest with surf in the background.  It's 30 mile north.
Then back for supper, back out to bed and back in next morning.  And I need
to do laundry..

Expediency won.  The parking lot started filling up with PC's.  Lots of
people I've seen before, even more I've slapped a bunch of keystrokes at but
never met before.  A warm greeting from several.  Comparing farkels.
Everyone's drooling over the Unigo one wheel Trailer.  The extra cargo
capacity would be nice but the cool factor is overwhelming. Purest Star
Wars.  The matching PC and Unigo look like a Xylon Segmented Speedster from
Foogula.  Drool.

And then there was laundry. Laundromats are the same everywhere it seems.
Sort dingy and always needing a sweep. At least one lights not working, and
smudged plate glass walls to the street.  For surveillance purposes I
suppose.  Even in Eureka CA it's hot in the Laundromat.  I started my load
and sat down in the bolted-to-the-floor steel and plastic chairs/bench
against the window/wall to read a five year old Newsweek.  The machine
hummed, my sit bones were getting much too familiar with the hard plastic
seat.  Someone knocked on the window behind me.

eBuzz was there.  Being eBuzz.  eBuzzing?  He'd spent the last ten minutes
outside the window trying to bother me by throwing a shadow with his finger
on my magazine where he thought I must be reading. Buzz does thing like
that.  We'd met on the 2001 ride.  This was going to be an entertaining
gathering.  He came inside, greeted me and started his laundry in the next
machine.  Lots to talk about.

Buzz has recently defected, selling his PC and buying a VFR. (Very Fast
Rocket) We admire it outside.  It's pristine and faster than greased hell.
He's intimidated by it as any sane person would be.  And thrilled, because
it is a beautiful bit of metal and plastic sculpture, and the motor does
make a really lovely purrzzzzzzip! when you goose the throttle.  Hasn't
tried the top half of the tachometer yet. It's exciting enough below 8 grand
he says.  A bit wide eyed.   He flew in from the Right Coast and bought it,
plans to ride it home.  Gutzy, Buzz.  The VFR isn't nearly as bad as some
eggbikes for long trips, but it is what it is, and what it is not is a
luxury tourer.  On the other hand, it can easily (and relatively
comfortably, for an eggbike) maintain cruising speeds more appropriate to
wings than wheels. But, no trunk.

Back at the motel near suppertime the whole group gathered in the motel
parking lot to ride out to Samoa for supper.  This is a town on an almost
island, previously used as a lumberyard. Not much there these days.  The
diner is the former Company Cafeteria.  Twenty miles or so from Eureka.  A
longish drive through foggy coastal marshes, then a sudden left into the
driveway.  No lights.  If you miss the turn (I did last year) it's solid fog
all the way to the Powerplant.

Lots more faces and names to try to match.  Juan from Alaska made it down,
even if he did trailer his bike to Vancouver.  He rode it all the way from
there.  Leland came over on one of his fleet, a white one. He has one of
each, black, white and red.  Harry from Montana was there with his black
one.  He's caused a longwinded PC epistle and manifesto to be printed on the
rear of his PC.  The PC has rather a large rear due to the trunk, and Harry
used most it paenfully to explain exactly why the PC is his choice of
motorcycles.

Twenty PC's more or less were getting started up. It was not deafening.
Riders were conversing on idling bikes. The riders were drowning out the
bikes.  There's a reason why hitting the starter on a PC while it's running
just blinks the headlights.  It's an easy mistake to make.  Especially while
loud banter is being traded.  Some of the bikes are a bit louder than
others.  PC's of a certain age start to tweedle like old VW bugs.  The
VWubbers call it "Fweem" and prize it.  My bike, Whirby started to fweem at
60,000 miles.   I'm sitting near the head of the line, tweedling quietly
with the others.

Finally Leland takes the front and the whole Silent Horde headed off for
Lumberjack food.  Pretty good, and if you don't eat enough they come around
and harrass you. Gently.  After all, one wouldn't want to start anything
there.  There are too many sharp objects on the walls.  And the floors.
Large gasoline powered somethingorothers are lined up on display along the
walls.   They have several rooms and had the foresight to put the PC'ers in
a back one where we wouldn't bother others with our noise.

Somewhere near twenty started out, but a smaller number arrived.  The rest
had taken the powerplant tour and caught up with us after the first course.


The Year 2k + 3 Internet (International, Intergalactic) Pacific Coast Riders
Club Pacific Coast Highway Ride.

It all starts in a Mall parking lot in the fog.  9AM.  Can't see fifty feet.
We're having a Photo session. Looks like more PC's when they  recede off in
the distance.  Buzz is late.  He shows up, still zipping and packing.  I
have time for breakfast.  We admire farkels, greet those we've met before,
make bad jokes and put on raingear.  Harry has a digital movie device
mounted to his dashboard so he can capture the ride.

Ahead is the Lost Coast Highway.  This badly marked, indifferently paved two
lane (or less) road with 10 mph 12 degree downhill hairpins and random
gravel patches starts a little way out of Eureka and ends in Humbolt State
Park in a grove of redwoods.   Two hours of bliss for a motorcyclist, a day
of terror for a motor home. Haven't had this much fun since Utah.  The
Sierras are tame. This road was just put here, it wasn't engineered.

And one thing led to another, one curve to another, a lovely day through the
redwoods led to a drippy day through Marin County.  I was able to strongly
reinforce my reputation with the group as a Full Goose Looney by having a
wonderful time riding in drippy rain and fog.  But it was fun.  And it
wasn't all that wet, just a little bit. Just the feet. The scenery was
pretty, the road kept wandering right and left, and traffic was light.  You
want sunshine too?  Well, sometimes it's nice but rain and fog can be fun
too.  Got to get a pair of overboots. One more thing to carry! Oh No!

Today we gathered at Alice's Restaurant for brunch (not the one from the
song) then again at Pescadero Beach for photos. The photo session was cloudy
and gloomy of course.  So as usual we got fed and took photos of each other
in the sunshine and took grey photos of the bikes. Just as well, since the
riders wouldn't go sit on their bikes.

Buzz was in his best worried puppy form.  He did the "pretend to shake hands
then walk on past" routine from Jr. High School to me.  I swatted his head,
which he expected and ducked.  You got to watch him when he gets that '60's
waif' look to his eyes.  He's up to something.  Something goofy.  Good at
ducking too.

Monterrey has a pretty nice, if not all that rustic campground right smack
in the middle, at the top of the hill at Veterans Park next to the Military
Language School.  I picked one of those down the path, in the wooded corner
campsites and found my path part of the regular cross country run for a half
a hundred cadets as  I was setting up my tent.  One after another, chanting
in unison, mostly.  The lead group was mixed, then mostly men,  then several
apparently completely unconcerned women going along at their own pace.   I
walked back in the brush a few feet and discovered barbed wire and a
building.

As I was getting ready to go to supper Taps played just over the hill.

Supper that night was on Cannery Row.  It's changed a bit since Michner saw
it. Food was good.  Like everywhere these days, food isn't local.  If it is,
be careful.  Ever eaten Fisherman's Brewis?  Haven't missed much. The World
food on Cannery Row is better. I had a Calmari Steak imported from Mexico,
and it was delicious.  Fisherman's Brewis is cheaper.  Even in Canadian
dollars.

Leaving Monterrey I got lost, again.  That town  I can not figure out. Maybe
I need to buy a map?  I was to meet the group at 9.  At 10  I gave up
getting out of Monterrey and did some shopping, hit a cash machine,  ate
breakfast, and gassed up.

As I was eating breakfast (fried squid, BEST IN TOWN!) (It was delicious)
(Yes I am in a rut) one of the women in the booth next to me started to feel
my jacket.  This wasn't quite as good as it could have been since I'd taken
the jacket off and tossed it on the booth. She's a Biker.   Owns a Harley
Hugger.  Didn't feel safe without her leathers, but when She and her Sig.
Oth. went hot places (This is a Monterreyian.  Hot places are elsewhere) it
was tempting to go without.  But scary.  She'd never seen a mesh and foam
armor hot weather riding jacket.  They don't sell them in Harley shops.

I advised her to visit any non-Harley motorcycle shop, or one of a number of
internet sources.  In return, she gave me directions out of town.

Do you know the difference between a Biker and a Motorcyclist?   Mufflers.

More road.  Getting more urban now.  Much more traffic.  I'm hours behind
the group at this point, I guess I'll just poke along.  So I did.
Pleasantly.  Stopped and thought seriously about touring the Hurst Castle.
Declined again.  The daily destination was Lompoc, where I knew from past
experience that there was no good camping.  The group was camped in the
Motel 6, so I did too. My second motel of the trip.  In Lompoc it wasn't
such a sacrifice.

Previously, the Internet(national, galactic) Pacific Coast Riders Club
Pacific Coast Highway Ride 2K +3 supper was at a place in Solvang, a
manufactured Olde Worlde destination (based on a real Danish colony nearby!)
35 miles from Lompoc.  Problem was, they roll up the sidewalks at 6 and the
Scandanavian Smorgasborg Supper place closes at 8, so time was tight.    So
this year we ate at an Italian place in Lompoc.

We gathered in the parking lot and softly fweemed our way down the main
road.  At the restaraunt the parking lot was full, so we circled a bit and
finally parked across the street next to the bank.  People were standing
around in groups watching something.    The patio was full with diners and
they were all watching too.  Across the street at the Bank of America
branch.

We all went inside, announced our presence and waited for a table.  I
stepped over to the bar for a beer while we waited.  I asked the bartender
what was going on outside?  Oh, a bank robbery.  At the BOA. Been going on
for hours now. He's still inside with hostages.  Really?  Oh, yes.

I accepted my beer and reported to the group. We couldn't think of anything
we could do about it, nor any particular reason to be elsewhere.  There was
a brick wall that direction.  At least we weren't on the patio.  On with the
meal.

This date two years ago  many of these same people were on this same ride of
the Pacific Coast Highway when another of those Newsworthy Events happened.
That time one of our friends, (among others) died.  Again, there was nothing
whatsoever helpful that we could do.  The best thing was just to continue.
Still is.  Dammit.

Sept 11 has been haunting me since Sept. 9th, in Port Arthur.  I stayed in
the same campground, albeit NOT in the same site (It was empty, it's a
pretty site but I was scared) I'd slept in two years ago in 2001.  In the
morning, no one had important news to give me.  I was so relieved, I still
don't believe how relieved I was that nothing spectacularly terrible
happened while I slept.

The bank robbery and hostage situation somehow felt trivial, like seeing a
TV commercial being filmed on the street.  A feeling that I am very ashamed
to admit.  When I got back, the list was full of hundreds of messages about
similar feelings on Sept. 11th. So many I could only read a few.

Supper was very good.   I never found out how the situation turned out.
Didn't make national news, at least nothing  I saw.  Only one or two lives
at stake.  I'm ashamed.  At myself, at the country, at the world.

Next morning, I kept up with the group for the first hour and a half, then
had to stop for a bathroom.  Leland's rules are "Ride your own ride.  If you
want to ride with me, fine.  Just don't expect to ever get a chance to pee".
I can't do that.  I've never been one of those cast iron bladder types, and
since I passed the halfway mark I find a stop every hour or so fairly
essential.  I stood it for as long as I could, then exited the freeway and
the ride.  Bye guys.  It's been a great ride but I've GOT to pee.

On my own again, I took a detour that needs to be added to the Regular
Program.  Mulholland Drive.  It's the Lost Coast Highway South.  A wonderful
twisty little poorly marked two lane, (no gravel, no cattleguards at least)
through the Los Angeles Coastal Range.  Mostly dry sagebrush covering
unreasonably steep hills.  Here and there you pass squid gathering spots,
indicated by the squiggly black rubber lines on the pavement.  At Topanga
Canyon a right turn takes you back to Highway 1.

For a few miles.  This is the urban part of the road.  End of the ride.
Time to get on the freeway and head on down to Long Beach to visit with
Sumac.  He's been expecting me.  Last time I saw him, Long Beach and the
whole country were undergoing an epiphany of consensus.  I was skeptical,
and I was right.  Dammit.

Time to think about heading back to Texas.



Revill
Rider of Whirby
Austin (Center of the Universe) Texas



Message: 18
   Date: Sun, 12 Oct 2003 22:01:56 -0500
   From: "Revill" <rider_of_whirby@gbronline.com>
Subject: PC Highway Ride 03, Conclusion

For the best Cambodian food, turn to the Internet.

If this is Friday, this must be Long Beach.  One of the good things about
doing a ride twice the same direction is that you can establish a pattern.
I showed up at Sumac's door not too long after 5.  I found him obsessed.
Seems that last time we met I'd mentioned a wish to someday try Cambodian
food.  When I called the day before he remembered.  A quest for Cambodian
food was underway.

Long Beach has a large Cambodian population, thanks to Peace with Dignity.
Many thanks.  They're excellent citizens, with some exceptions of course.
For the most part pleasant, hardworking and tend to have very pretty kids.
Sumac has lived among them in his own little ethnic enclave for decades and
never eaten Cambodian food. So what does a less than young man do in such a
circumstance?  Search for "Cambodian food, Long Beach CA" on the internet of
course.

Apparently there is an internet group for Cambodian Food Lovers, with
listings (and ratings) by city across the country.  One of the highest rated
places was not too far from Sumac's domicile.

So off we went to partake of Cambodian food.  The first shock was the menu.
The prices were... reasonable.  We each ordered a dish, with one to spare.
Less than $20.  The food was won-der-ful. I particularly enjoyed the
mussels.  They were fresh and cooked the minimum possible to be considered
cooked in a heavily spiced garlic broth.   Those faceless internet types
know their stuff!

Saturday we spent enjoying the Greater Los Angeles Metropolitan Area
attractions.  A swap meet.  Clambering around tidal pools at low tide.
Quite a change from the last time I came by.

Two years ago, we went down to the Tourist District for supper.  It was two
days after 9/11, and an impromptu pep rally was going on in Long Beach and
the rest of the US.  People were driving around in convertibles chanting
vaguely patriotic slogans.  Walking around with supportive signs.  It was
all so nice, so carefully unagressive.  No demands for blood.  No anti
anybody slogans.  Clean, Wholesome Patriotism.

I was skeptical.  Sumac was charmed.  It was charming.  I'd have liked to be
charmed too, but I couldn't.  I was right.  Terrible thing, that.  Didn't
help the slightest bit to be right, and I could have just been charmed right
along with everyone else and only one thing would have turned out different.
I'd have had a better time of it.   It's been a painful, contrary and ugly
two years.  Out of Unity, divisiveness.  Out of Charity, war.

Our Unelected President took the bait, hook line and sinker.  Then he went
out and gobbled another one for good measure.  Another what?  Another
massive dysfunction mislabeled a "Country" with a starved, terrorized and
politically balkanized Islamic population.  That's obviously the only
possible point for attacking the US with suicide hijackers.  To provoke our
leaders into doing something really stupid.  To put ourselves in control of
an Islamic population as conquerors.

And Bush went out there and did it twice.  Once wasn't good enough.

Excuse me please for the politics.  The preceeding statement has been
getting a very poor reception every time I've tried it out.  Seems pretty
obvious to me, but others don't get the connection.

 There was no sign of politics in Long Beach CA this September 2003.  Just a
constant mild temperature with a breeze off the ocean and great Cambodian
food.

Sunday morning, it's time to head back.  First there's Greater Los Angeles
to get thrugh.   Freeway to freeway, through the unending urban
accumulation.  In Azusa I needed gas.  I tried three gas stations before I
found one that would let me pee. I've learned that on the Left Coast, ask
first before pumping.  Having exchanged fluids, I was just about to pull
away from the pump when a small Hyundai with roller skate wheels and a
purple metalflake paint job pulled up next to me and the obsidian window
rolled down.  A Hispanic "kid" (under 30) looked up at me and asked "what
kind of motorcycle is that? " A Honda.  "Oh. Cool.  How many (obscene
spanglish word for femininity) do you get per mile? "  Best I can guess, he
thought the Pacific Coast was sexy.

I was a bad boy after that.  I was supposed to get back on the freeway.
Instead, I headed up Azusa Blvd. to Mt. Baldy.

Once upon a time, during the Kennedy Administration I lived not far from
here.  Mt. Baldy was a mythical mountain.  It appeared three or four times a
year, when we'd get a strong cold front that cleaned up the air.  Then it
was a big snowpeak looming over the northern horizon.  You could see it over
the back fence from the living room.  The rest of the time it was hidden by
smog.

The smog is still there. Not as bad, not nearly as bad as I remember.  But
you still can't see Mt. Baldy from Azusa, twenty five miles away.  The map
showed a road through the mountains to the freeway I needed to take north
out of the San Bernardino Valley toward Las Vegas. Longer, slower, but it's
NOT A FREEWAY!

So I went up into the San Berdoos.  Steep, impossibly steep.  Mostly dead
dry scrub.  Looks like any spark at all would send the whole hillside up in
flames.

As I'm heading through the last couple of stoplights into the foothills a
group of sportbikes catch up with me.  A Ducati, a Suzy SV650, a Ninja 600
and a BMW.  I join in with them for the first couple of gentle curves.
They're slower than Leland.  I keep pace until the overbraking on corners
gets to me and I pass the Suzy.  On ahead the group is stretching out with
the Duck in the lead.  I set myself a comfortable following distance from
the Beemer and see how long I can go without touching the brakes.

Four or five miles of this, and the group heads off to the right.  I
continue straight past the sign "ROAD CLOSED AHEAD".  Stopped at the next
sign, smack in the middle of the road on a big gate.  The road is closed
because a fire in '02 caused erosion that has the mountainside so unstable,
the highway department decided just to close it for a few years until things
calm down.  Once the hillside decides where it's going to be, assumably
they'll rebuild the road.  Sometime this century.

Now what.  Turn around. Back to Azusa? Look at the map.  It's not clear at
this scale, but it might be that the road to the right comes out on the
freeway I want, forty miles before I'd intended. Looks like a fun road
either way.  Squiggly.   Right it is.

The road climbs and climbs, somehow never managing to get up into cool air.
It's hot, sticky and smoggy.  It is a fun road though.  10 mph. hairpins, no
center line, no shoulder and no guardrails.  Squid tracks here and there.
One long uphill was burnout alley.  So thick with rubber that it felt
sticky.  I encounter a couple packs of sportbikes, all headed the other
direction.  Fast.

Up and up and up, a few pines here and there.  A crossroads.  Left to Mt.
Baldy.  Another five miles up into big pines.  A ski lift.   End of the
road.  No, it doesn't connect to the freeway.

Three hours after I gassed up I'm back 20 miles east of Azusa filling up
again.  On to Las Vegas.

I got off the freeway long enough to drive the strip.  Not appealing.  I
wanted to ride that Hwy 14 in Utah again.  And camp in mountains.  The
excursion into the San Berdoos cost me the night in the mountains.  But Hwy
14 was coming up.  And it is every bit as lovely the other direction.  The
Disney Designed canyons are endemic to that part of Utah.   The farther
along I went, the more fantastic they got.  Back down off the plateau, I
could either retrace familiar territory by heading south on 89.  North was
still untravelled.  North it is.  This leads to Hwy 12.  East toward
Colorado, but in a temptingly nonlinear fashion on the map.  It passes Bryce
Canyon National Park and spends many miles bordering or crossing the Grand
Escalante Staircase National Monument.

I now have yet another favorite ride.  This one's got legs though.  One
canyonside after another, one amazing escarpment after another.  It just
keeps going on, all day and into the next one.

At Bryce Canyon I paid my entrance fee and got the pleasure of driving a
mile an a half into the park, to find that they were working on the road.  A
45 minute wait each direction, estimated.  No mention of that at the
entrance gate.  Hmph.  No, No refunds.

Past there, it's just plain fun. The scenery's spectacular.  The road is a
six owl hoot.  Within the bounds of careful engineering, it's one surprise
after another.  A series of tight 45 mph esses pops you up onto a canyon rim
with infinity suddenly 3/4 of the view.  Twist around the tops of bright
pink and cream sandstone ice cream formations.  Then back down, five miles
crossing a desert valley running just at the bottom of the cliffs.

About 5:30 the light is the most gorgeous I've ever seen.  I stop every few
miles to take yet another gorgeous hillside glowing a color not normally
found in nature.  Incredibly frustrating, because just like at the Grand
Canyon, all I can get is snippets.   The front brake's making a suspicious
hint of a noise.  I start using it as little as I can get away with, so
it'll last.  More fun in the twisties to use compression braking an  careful
lines instead of lots of brakes anyway.

The road follows a steep thousand foot dropoff edge for miles.   A hill, a
hard couple of esses and a steep downhill.  The world opens up and the road
is a loop of black dental floss dangling between rocky fingers. On both
sides are 3/16" shoulders, then a 70 degree slope changing to perfectly
vertical a few hundred feet down. The road drops a hundred feet to a knife
edged bottom, then climbs just as steeply to the castellated edge of the far
bluff.  Gun it! Feel the G's at the bottom!  What did I do with my wings?

As it was getting dark I started down from the pretty country into desert.
Wait a minute.  It's a lot nicer up here.

Uturn!  Back up the canyon.  Back into the Federal Lands.  Back to that set
of tire tracks I saw a couple of bends back.  I stopped and walked the
tracks back to a pretty campsite next to a flowing stream.  Signs of
flooding in the last month, but not more recently than that.  It looked
clear.  Some sand, but I can get in here.  And out, I think.

I got in no problem.  Camping in a tent on sand is a difficulty I solved
long ago. Just make sure to put a 20 lb. or so rock on each stake that might
pull out. And put the ground cloth so it makes an entryway where you can sit
and brush off sand before climbing in bed.  It took a couple of tries to
find rocks that wouldn't break in half when you put them down.  Sandstone.
This is more sand than stone.

A delightful night next to a babbling brook, with Mars overhead again.  It's
new moon now. Oh, but it's nice to sleep outdoors again.  It was dark as the
inside of a miser's pocket most of the night.  Stars like an earthscape
viewed from orbit.  I fell asleep early and woke late.

In San Diego I'd found a handful of sea urchin shells in a tide pool.  I'd
packed them in a plastic container wrapped in kleenex.  During the night,
something got into the trunk of my bike and chewed a hole in the container
lid.  Dragged out most of the kleenex and broke a part off one of the
shells.  Then apparently decided that they weren't edible after all and went
about it's critterly business.

At least, I feverently hoped it did. Just to make sure I spent most of an
hour making sure. Time well spent.  After a couple of weeks on the road, a
thorough unpack/repack is a goodness.  The lost was found, and there was
space left over.

Now back to the road through the sand.  One scary moment when the front
wheel followed the right rut but the back wheel decided to take the left
one.  Both feet on the ground in this stuff helps.  Play the clutch
carefully, engine just barely off idle. An itty bit more gas as the sand
sucks up power. One wheel drive, street tires and 1,000 lbs. GVW. in sand is
not a nice combination.  I'm riding the razors edge between stalling the
motor and slipping the tire.   Here comes the grade.  More power as the tire
bites on gravel. That's better.  Grip. Up!  Made it.

Back on the road.  Three last turns, then desert.  Another canyon climb, a
roadside park.  I stopped for a break and a brunch.

A Ducati Multistrada stopped.  He's from California, touring the Canyonland.
We agreed it was a world class ride. I admired his new wheels, dry clutch
rattle included.   He continued on and I had a can of tuna with crackers.

Twenty miles farther I caught up with him in a canyon.  Passed him when I
got a good legal chance, which he took as  a challenge.  He kept up with me
for a while, then dropped back in the corners as the road climbed to the rim
and the turns got sharper.  Then down the other side.  Starting  across the
next valley I see him coming up fast in the mirrors, so I sped up to 5k rpm
through the flatland.

That pattern kept up for miles, until I lost him completely in an extended
twisty bit.  I know it's not because I was driving too agressively, I'm
still not using the brakes except in emergencies.  But fast riding through
twisties isn't learned in a couple of days, and he'd said he'd only had the
Duc a couple of weeks.


Onward.  Colorado. New front brakes in Durango, a night the other side of
Pagosa Springs.

New Mexico. Back the same was as out, Hwy 14 out of Santa Fe.   As dusk
approached, so did the Sacramentos across the Jornada del Muerto.  Last
mountains before Texas.  An unexplored sideroad took me up into the pines
and the National Forest.  A National Forest Access Road took me to a nice
campsite, just as it got good and dark.  There's a motorcycle camped there
already.  A ninja 250 with saddlebags.  I'm impressed.  Only a real
motorcyclist would take a 250 camping.  Only a real motorcyclist would think
it possible.

I parked a respectful distance away and walked over to say hi.  He wasn't
interested in socializing.  So be it.  I'd love to talk motocamping with
someone who can do it on a 250, but if he's not interested, I've got a
mountain evening and supper to entertain myself with.   I set up camp and
spent one last night happily gasping for breath in pine scented, low oxygen
pressure mountain air.

A nippy night.  I was comfy, but getting up and out in the morning took
willpower.  Finally with my full riding gear on I was comfy around camp.
Breakfast, pack, out on the road.  It's still brisk.

There was a Biker's Weekend coming up in Reodoso.  It was only Thursday, but
when I rolled through town it was already starting to fill up, even this
early in the morning.  I gassed up and headed on.  A sunny but breezy, cool
morning.   Much to soon after, the mountains gave way to the Permian Basin
terrain.  And the wind picked up.  It's blowing steady as a brick wall at
least 30 mph in a cross/headwind from 10:00 North.  I'm headed due east at
70.  The Autolean (tm) system is compensating with a 15 degree tilt, about
the same you'd use to take a marked 50 mph turn at 60.  My neck is getting
sore from the steady side pressure on my helmet.  And I'm not even out of
New Mexico yet!

Down out of the mountains, but it's not any warmer here.  I've still got on
my heavy gear.  On, and on across the plains, the endless plains.   Leaning
to the north, cowering behind the windshield at the wakeblast from trucks.
On, and on and on.  Finally as it started to get dark scrub cedar starts to
show up. I'm in the Texas Hill Country.

The wind is now gusty, whacking me in the open fields and letting go through
the woods.  Deer Hour.  I find a pickup willing to run Bambi Guard and
follow a respectful dozen car lengths behind.

That damn wind fought me the whole way home, but I brought the weather
behind it with me.  Cool dry air from Canada, dragged all the way from the
Llano Estacado.

I rolled into the garage about 10 that evening.  A night indoors.   Didn't
sound bad at all.

Revill
Rider of Whirby
Austin (Center of the Universe) Texas